Monday, April 09, 2007
GoodBye Blogger.....
Blog At Wordpress: http://rajanand.wordpress.com/
PS: I did think of turning this blog into a Porno Focused Sex Blog, let me know how you feel about the idea ;)
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Been a While......
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
making blogging more personal?
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
ATI R600 Delayed (!)
We Just had a call from ATI and we learned that its R600 presentation and introduction is pushed to a later date. It won't happen before Cebit, nor any time this quarter. It is pushed back for launch in Q2 and this comes officially from AMD. Hector won't be happy as he made the promise for a Q1 launchreally, really disappointing, when is ATI going to learn from mistakes, last time X1800XT's delay caused ATI to lose against 7800GTX (which became a popular choice for enthusiasts) and now, they've delayed their flagship DX10 card, with Crysis and GF8900GTX around the corner. this can only be called an idiotic move.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
ATI R600 benchmarks

[ATI R600, Image Courtesy: VR-Zone]
while many people doubt the authencity of the article, here it goes, Level505 has done a huge 12 page R600 Benchmark, against GF8800GTX and ATi X1950XT, they claim to have gotten a RTM Sample of the card for WHQL Certification. Follow the link below for a complete benchmark on R600. don't believe everything you read though.
ATI R600 @Level505
Jack Bauer Facts
1. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
2. There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
3. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
4. Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
5. Jack Bauer thinks the word mercy just means "quick interrogation."
6. As a child, Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead...once.
7. Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
8. The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
9. Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live
10. The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population
11. A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack.
12. After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
13. If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run
14. Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first (LOL)
15. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men (BEST)
16. When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
17. In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border
18. ...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
19. When Special Forces raided an afghan training camp, they found an empty camp and a pirated copy of 24 Season 4
20. Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer! (LMAO)
21. The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
22. Jack has broken Tony's leg, knocked Curtis out, and shot George Mason with a tranquilizer dart. Temporary incapacitation is Jack Bauer's way of saying, "let's be friends."
23. Osama Bin Laden hides under the covers in his bedroom every Monday night from 9 to 10 and cries.
24. If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer
25. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out
26. When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
27. Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him
28. Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep
29. Never use the phrase, "I feel half dead," around Jack Bauer; he never leaves a job unfinished.
30. "Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked" (ROFLMAO)
31. It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
32. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars
33. During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.
34. The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?"
35. My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans
36. When Jack Bauer turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again
37. All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer
38. The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun
39. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
40. Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face
41. Jack Bauer has shot more men in the face than Elton John
42. The term "jackin off" now means killing 50 terrorists in 2 minutes
43. Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret
44. When terrorists go to hell, if they say Jack Bauer sent them, they'll get a group discount.
45. There is only one rule for dating Jack Bauer's daughter. Don't.
46. Insurance applications are now required by law to ask: "Are you a friend of Jack Bauer?"
47. Jack Bauer killed the first six 00 agents.
48. 24 would be a mini-series if the rest of CTU just got out of the way and let Jack work
49. Water can only go three days without Jack Bauer
50. If you replace "Jesus" with "Jack Bauer," the Bible makes more sense.
Ballmer Blames Pirates for Poor Vista Sales
The Shy and retiring, softly-spoken CEO of Microsoft, Steve "Sounds of Silence" Ballmer is blaming software pirates for Vista's poor sales.Ballmer admitted to financial analysts that the predictions for Vista had proved 'overly optimistic' and he blamed the pirates in China, India, Brazil, Russia and other emerging markets.
He said his final solution would be to increase the intensity Windows Genuine Advantage as part of an effort to squeeze more revenue from developing nations.
Ballmer believes that one way Microsoft can bump up Windows sales is to tighten the screws on pirates. "Piracy reduction can be a source of Windows revenue growth, and I think we'll make some piracy improvements this year."
He said that there was software within Windows Genuine Advantage which could be dialled up by the Vole to make it even more tougher for the pirates to take out.
He promised that the Vole would "really ferret through how far we can dial it up, and what that means for customer experience and customer satisfaction".
i totally agree! i mean, surely, God-Awful Driver support by hardware vendors, Various hardware/software incompatibility, BSODs, Heavy System Requirements, Lack of Customer Awareness and Insane price wouldn't have to do anything with this. tsk tsk.......
Original News Source: TheInquirer
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Donald Trump vs Vince McMahon
well, if this ain't the battle of crazies, according to WWE.com, there is going to be a Hair vs hair match at WrestleMania 23 between these two, now, don't get it wrong, you won't actually see vince beating the shit outta trump (if only...) instead, each one will pick his superstar and the loser gets his head shaved. the thing is, it's not only a simple hair vs hair match, but also Clash of Egos, Trump's an ass and you can bet your dollars, he WONT get his head shaved. if Vince gets his head shaved than it will severely damage not to mention it will be embarrassing. but i guess if you can flash your ass in front of millions of people

[Vince flashin' his keister at WrestleMania 22]
on worldwide television, shaving head is not nearly as bad. still, the match will probably end in a DQ or a wacky spot of some sorts. the only question is, how far is "Mr.Trump" willing to go. i mean he certainly wouldn't want his super awesome ultra gay hair to get shaved.... right? whatever........
WrestleMania 23 Breaks All Records

WWE has just announced that WrestleMania 23 has topped over $5 million in Ticket sales making it the largest grossing Wrestling event in history, heck, it even topped out WrestleMania X-SEVEN which grossed $3.5m (and is considerd to be the Best wrestlemania of all time) all 63,000 tickets have been sold out and are now in hands of fans from 22 countries and all 50 states. interestingly, i thought Ford Field had 78,000 seats? anyways, i gotta say, i cannot wait to watch Mania 23.
